This.
Let's say I'm sitting in a boring class with a friend, let's call her Sarah, and we're having a conversation with a girl sitting in front of us, who is sitting sideways in her chair. Since I am an uberly cool person, anyone that hangs out with me is also an uberly cool person by default. The girl realizes this, and she wants in on the coolness. That's right. She wants to be friendssss.
Ponytail Girl [to me]: So, what's your name?
Me: Nehal.
Ponytail Girl [to Sarah]: And yours?
This is when I'd lean over and whisper in Sarah's ear, just loud enough for the Ponytail Girl to hear, "Sarah. Tell her your name is Sarah."
Sarah [to Ponytail Girl]: Sarah.
Ponytail Girl: *no longer smiling* I just heard her tell you to say that. So. What's your real name?
Sarah: *a little uncomfortable* My real name is Sarah.
Ponytail Girl: *looks like she's about to cry* Oh.
Sarah: I'm serious!
Ponytail Girl stares at us both, and then turns back around in her seat.
Sarah [to me]: I don't wanna be your friend anymore.
Y'ALL SHOULD TRY THIS ON SOMEONE.
A google search of "for the lulz" brought me here. After saving the image that I had originally been hunting for, I took the time to actually look at the site that contained the image - not something I usually do. Glad that I did today though! This is a great idea, had me laughing. It's officially made my "to do" list, so thanks!
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damn why did i do that too ... ^^^ exact the same story...
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I love this story. So much. You're such a troll. So awesome. xD
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