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17 November 2010

The Conspiracy Against Females

You know what sucks?

A vacuum?

…okay, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?

A black hole?

Alright, alright, you know what just isn't cool?

Lava?

-.- CHUT UP AND LET ME GET TO THE POINT. The universe is conspiring against the female sex. AND I HAVE PROOF. AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT.

Seriously, like its not enough that we have to deal with menstruation and child birth, but we have all this un-cool (un-lava) stuff to deal with as well.

POCKETS. I love pockets! AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM! You walk into a store to buy some clothes and then you realize, the article of clothing has pockets! And you get all happy! And then you realize, wait a sec, these are fake pockets. And then you get all melancholy.

DEODORANTS. Our deodorants stink (metaphorically, not literally. If they stunk literally, that would really stink (pun intended. Mind blown yet?)). What the hell is "Revive" and "Powder Fresh" and "Diva la Daisy"?? Guy deodorants smell so much nicer. How come we don't have an equivalent of Axe? Body spray is not the same. I want something I can Pit-Pit-Chest with.

THE HATE GENE. This is phunny, because … it's phunny. You don't usually hear a male talk about one of his best friends saying, "Oh, we stopped being best friends. He was totally trying to make me look bad in front of my crush." I like that about the male sex; they're very laid back about things. Everyone is "cool people" to them. Girls on the other hand, we're blessed with the hate gene. "Best friends" is 90% of the time just code for "we still hate each other, but we can deal with it". WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG.

MESSY HAIR. On a guy, its cute. On a girl, its "ew, go do something about that."

Anyone else share the same sentiments?

Irrelevant (sorta/ kinda?) but still phunny.

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  1. UnknownNovember 17, 2010 at 10:30 PM

    i completely agree with your guys are more laid back sentiments, they just don't care enough or they brush it off in a couple of days max! Yet with girls my goodness the drama that one has to handle and go through before a fight is over and they can return back civil to each other, but the friendship is cracked. That is something i envy in my brothers and their friendships.
    as for deodorants, i like their smell and think they smell delicious sometimes (all for the wrong reasons, but nonetheless) and what's funny it that some classmates and i were talking about the exact same topic today and know some guys who use female deodorants as they smell better.

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  2. Nehal SayedahmedNovember 17, 2010 at 10:37 PM

    hi shadwa! ^.^

    I like girl body sprays and stuff, I just don't like the deodorants. They smell too deodorant-y, if that makes any sense lol. Guy deodorant is subtle, and it smells great.

    And I know what you mean!! I'm jealous of my brothers' easy friendships. They're just so cool about everything.

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