A vacuum?
…okay, you know what sucks in a metaphorical sense?
A black hole?
Alright, alright, you know what just isn't cool?
Lava?
-.- CHUT UP AND LET ME GET TO THE POINT. The universe is conspiring against the female sex. AND I HAVE PROOF. AND I WON'T STAND FOR IT.
Seriously, like its not enough that we have to deal with menstruation and child birth, but we have all this un-cool (un-lava) stuff to deal with as well.
POCKETS. I love pockets! AND WE DON'T HAVE ENOUGH OF THEM! You walk into a store to buy some clothes and then you realize, the article of clothing has pockets! And you get all happy! And then you realize, wait a sec, these are fake pockets. And then you get all melancholy.
DEODORANTS. Our deodorants stink (metaphorically, not literally. If they stunk literally, that would really stink (pun intended. Mind blown yet?)). What the hell is "Revive" and "Powder Fresh" and "Diva la Daisy"?? Guy deodorants smell so much nicer. How come we don't have an equivalent of Axe? Body spray is not the same. I want something I can Pit-Pit-Chest with.
THE HATE GENE. This is phunny, because … it's phunny. You don't usually hear a male talk about one of his best friends saying, "Oh, we stopped being best friends. He was totally trying to make me look bad in front of my crush." I like that about the male sex; they're very laid back about things. Everyone is "cool people" to them. Girls on the other hand, we're blessed with the hate gene. "Best friends" is 90% of the time just code for "we still hate each other, but we can deal with it". WHY CAN'T WE ALL JUST GET ALONG.
MESSY HAIR. On a guy, its cute. On a girl, its "ew, go do something about that."
Anyone else share the same sentiments?
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| Irrelevant (sorta/ kinda?) but still phunny. |
